Join Liam Creswick, Gregg Beever, and Scott C. Bourgeois as they examine Hollywood’s most mediocre movies and attempt to rewrite a better film. How could the Man of Steel be less of a Man of Heel? What could Ghostbusters II have done to make bustin’ feel good again? What could have made Star Trek: Generations a film for a…generation? All these answers and more on I HAVE SOME NOTES!
Episodes
Saturday Mar 25, 2017
Saturday Mar 25, 2017
Of the many praises we can shower on the Alien movies, Alien 3 is certainly the one with the highest shaved head count. Colin and Gregg are joined by now I Have Some Notes regulars Scott C. Bourgeois and Erin Beever talk about the thirdest movie in the Alien series. They discuss the plight of young up-and-coming directors; Ripley boning down with Tywin Lannister; saving Newt and Corporal Hicks, smelty smazes and turning Alien into a heist movie.
Thursday Mar 23, 2017
Thursday Mar 23, 2017
We're back, and it's time to talk about movies and other junk! Colin and Gregg chat with Scott C. Bourgeois and Erin Beever about what they've been watching over the last month. They crew hits on The Expanse, Leverage, Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates, Moana, The Lego Batman Movie and Mass Effect: Andromeda.
Monday Feb 20, 2017
Monday Feb 20, 2017
It's Oscar time, and the movie world is abuzz with speculation as to who will be the big winners and losers come Oscar night. Who are the category favourites? Who has the most to gain from an Academy Award? Who will get snubbed the hardest? "Somebody tell me!" you plead, "Give me the cure for my Oscars fever!" Well, you're in luck, dear listeners, because we recorded a special episode that answers none of those questions! Mostly we sat around the table talking about how great The Nice Guys was. Join Colin and Gregg with Oscars Experts™ Scott C. Bourgeois and Mark Jowett for our very first I Have Some Notes Oscars Special!
Tuesday Jan 31, 2017
Tuesday Jan 31, 2017
The Noter-boys are back for their biggest challenge yet, Suicide Squad! Colin and Gregg bravely tackle DC's world-building monstrosity with guests Eri Riot (Hellbound Ride) and Erin Beever. Tune in to hear Colin profess his love for Batman in a trench coat and Gregg plea for sanity amongst movie-goers. Fair warning: there's lot more swearing in this one than usual, so put your kids to bed early or plug-in your headphones at work.
Sunday Jan 22, 2017
Sunday Jan 22, 2017
In this episode of of Side Notes the boys who note talk about what they've been watching since 2016 came to a merciful end. Colin & Gregg discuss Oliver Stone's The Untold History of the United States, Hardcore Henry, Before the Flood, Love Actually, Logan, Colossal, Rogue One, Dirk Gently and more. They also tee up the next full episode of I Have Some Notes.
Monday Dec 19, 2016
Monday Dec 19, 2016
It's the Christmas season and boy do we have a holiday special lined up for you: How the Grinch Stole Christmas! Yes, Jim Carrey and Ron Howard team up to deliver a fart filled adaptation of your favourite Christmas classic. Grace and Champ blogger Jessica Holt and Anita Bourgeois join Colin and Gregg in an attempt to punch up this Joel Schumacher-eques mess. Together they ponder if the actors could breath under that heavy Who-makeup, ask whether Jim Carrey was the right Grinchy fit and all agreed that the dog, Max, is just the best. Slither and slunk your way into our best (and only) holiday special yet!
Friday Dec 09, 2016
Friday Dec 09, 2016
Hey film gleeks (that's film enthusiasts who have trouble controlling their saliva), it's another Side Notes episode. Colin and Gregg read some follow-up comments to the Mortal Kombat episode, discuss what they've been reading recently, revel in a Broadchurch re-watch, discover the secrets sauce of Gilmore Girls and explore the mouth-TV future of Angelina Jolie's Cyborg 2.
Sunday Nov 27, 2016
Sunday Nov 27, 2016
MORTAL KOMBAT!! If you were a 90s kid who grew up on a steady video game diet of fighters you will immediately have the MK techno theme song blaring in you head hearing those words. Yup, this month we take on what is probably still one of the best video game movies ever made, sadly the bar has never been lifted very high. We have an all cartoonist panel this month. Edmonton cartoonist extraordinaire Chad Huculak, author of the brilliant End of the Earth, and Jeremy Die, the other half of the Inglorious Hipsters duo, join Colin & Gregg in an attempt to fix a movie that was hardly a flawless victory. The four brawl over how many Mortal Kombat games there were; ponder the 90s obsession with industrial rock concerts; marvel at the film's slow, podding martial arts; and wonder if Goro has been mothballed in a Planet Hollywood storage room somewhere. http://www.ihavesomenotes.com/
Tuesday Nov 22, 2016
Tuesday Nov 22, 2016
Welcome back to Side Notes, our mid-month mini episode in which Colin and Gregg discuss the world of entertainment. Colin discusses his progressive exhaustion with "grim and gritty" comic book adaptations, the bizzaro flick The Lobster, hard sci-fi film Arrival and the confounding story devices used in London has Fallen. Gregg reviews the US election, professes his love for Arrival and turns his brain off for Netflix's Paranoid. Our next full episode attempts to fix the seminal 90s video game adaptation, Mortal Kombat! Catch that episode on November 28th.
Saturday Oct 29, 2016
Saturday Oct 29, 2016
The first full episode of Season 2 also happens to be our Halloween Spooktacular, in that we half-heartly picked a mediocre 90s slasher flick to fix. Ah the nineties, when NBC ruled the ratings, comic artists were obsessed with underboob and PG-13 "horror" films crushed it at the box office. This month we take on I Know What You Did Last Summer, a movie that wouldn't raise your grandma's heartbeat. We examine what to keep (not much) what to cut (Freddie Prince Jr.) and what to change to fix this dull slasher. Our guests this week are fan favourites Erin Beever and Marky Mark Jowett!